[Susie]
A baby is really neat, a baby is a special treat
A baby is like a rose, a baby has a tiny nose
A baby is a little dickins, a baby is a cuddly chicken
A baby is lots of joy, a baby...

[Angelica]
A baby will get all the toys

[Susie]
What are you doing?
A baby has a smiley face...

[Angelica]
A baby is from outside space!

[Susie]
Angelica!

[Angelica]
Susie!

[Susie]
A baby is extra fancy...

[Angelica]
A baby poops in its pantsies!

[Susie]
Cut it out!

[Angelica]
No!

[Susie]
Like a birdie singing in the tree

[Angelica]
More like Reptar screaming in your ear

[Both]
A baby is a gift, a gift from a bob
A baby is a gift from a bob, bob, bob
A baby is a gift, a gift from a bob

[Susie]
That's enough Angelica

[Angelica]
Nu-uh

[Susie]
A baby is awful cute...

[Angelica]
A baby is just plain awful

[Susie]
Like a birdie singing in the tree

[Angelica]
More like Reptar screaming in your ear

[Both]
A baby is a gift, a gift from a bob
A baby is a gift from a bob, bob, bob
A baby is a gift, a gift from a bob

[Susie]
A baby is very special

[Angelica]
A baby is, is NOT