Angelica: You know, not all dogs go to heaven.

Tommy: We're off to see the lizard.

Tommy : Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of yum!

Phil: Thank Bob!
Lil: Thank you Bob!

Rex Pester: Young Tammy, Baby Dale, the twins Bill and Jill, Little Chunky, and poor sweet Amelia all vanished without a trace.

Chuckie: Hey, you guys, help me! The monkeys is trying to take Tommy's brother!
Phil: ...So?

Phil: I didn't know she could fly.
Lil: I think it's 'cause she's a witch.

Drew: What is it, an electric sponge?
Stu: Of course not... That was last year.

Stu: Excuse me, my tax deductions are crying

Tommy: No! We can't go back now, you guys! Okie-Dokie Jones never goes back!

Angelica: You dumb babies got a lot to learn about the facts of lice!

Stu: Deed, she's so beautiful. She's... she's a boy!

Angelica: You're gonna be my butthound! We gotta search every doghouse, playhouse, treehouse & dollhouse! I want those fugitives back in custardy!

Chuckie: I don't know if I should throw up or throw down!

Didi: I can't believe you left him with your father! The man slept through Pearl Harbor for heaven's sake.